asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

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vvendys:

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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